1. I want to have a working dryer.
2. I want to have heat.
3. I want to go into any room in my house without my lungs swelling shut.
4. I want to have lights that don't pour out water when it rains.
5. I want to cook with four surfaces instead of two and a train-wreck that's supposed to be an "indoor grill."
6. I want to live someplace that's never been tainted by someone who believes in something called an "indoor grill."
7. I want to hang out naked in the living room without worrying about someone coming to the the glass door.
8. I want to have a living room with no TV in it.
9. I want to have professional people fix my stuff so that my OTHER stuff (i.e. my gorgeous red trench and handmade wedding towels and $30 a bottle conditioner) doesn't get wrecked.
10. I want to give the finger to the lady across the street that said renters are shiftless ne'er do wells that have something to hide.
27 November 2007
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2 comments:
What the hell are you doing spending $30 on conditioner?
And obviously, you do have something to hide if you're worried about people seeing you hanging out in the living room naked.
You think you get hair this fabulous by accident?
And while I may have plenty of things to hide, I am NOT and never have been a shiftless ne'er do well.
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