Hmph

I shall never forgive a certain Jeni for not telling me years ago that Hello Kitty's boyfriend is named Dear Daniel.

Brave!

I KNOW! SO BEST! OMGWTF!

It Sucked To Be Me

Friday was a bad day. I took five Norton readers to the face, then got covered in mystery hives. I take this as a good omen. In the Law of Conservation of Bad Days, I've used up a fine one.