Almost Independence Day

Transcription of an actual phone call:

Meredith: So, what are you doing tonight?
Me: It's my wedding anniversary.
Meredith: Oh wow! So what kind of specialness do you have planned.
Me: Uh...I don't know. There will probably be a movie involved somewhere. And video games.
Meredith: Oh, you're not anniversary people.
Me: Actually, uh, well, we are. We're just incredibly boring.
Meredith: I see...

In fact, it was FAR more exciting than that! While we did go to a movie (The Happening, which, by the way, ew. The dialog is worse than Phantom Menace. Swear), we also did our favorite thing in the world: fucking around town. We got tapioca tea, we went to the comic shop, we went to Toys R Us, we went to fancy dinner where we just ordered a bunch of appetizers (fried goat cheese balls. Mmmmmm.....), and then we read books and went to sleep and it was AWESOME. So, yeah.